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I had milk pouring out of my nostrils reading the Wendy's stories. The one with the Chinese or Japanese with the English words mixed in was brilliant SON!

この場所はBAWLIN'である; yo。鶏のnuggitzは決して見られるあなたのようにシャキッとしていない。 私は1つを味わい、"のようだった; WHAAAAT! 深刻なウェンディーであるか。" 中間の女の子workin' フライ鍋、tho。 この1羽のひよこwouldn' tは私を叫び声可能にした。私は"のようだった; 醜いanyway."

I chanced upon a Wendy's restaurant whilst travelling through the States and I must say it was quite the experience. A concoction called "The Frosty" was rather delish and I enjoyed a sandwich the Americans call "The Triple." Between two slices of bread sat three beef patties, a slice of cheese, and condiments like I've never seen. After consuming the Triple, I enjoyed a portion of French Fries which I dipped into a red sauce the Americans called "catsup." I heard one young man behind my table say, "That's What's Up" so I looked up at the ceiling but I didn't see anything up there. I returned to England with the full knowledge that Wendy's is suitable dining for all of my fellow countrymen. Tata.

They take the chicken and nugget it. Then they take the chili and magic it. So, here is what I did. I ordered both the Chicken Nuggets and the Chili from the lady. Both of them are on the dollar menu and I was all like "WHAAAT?" and the lady was like "BOOM!" So now I had the Chicken and the Chili and I dipped the chicken into the chili. Once the chicken came into contact with said chili, a bright light and a voice came out of the wax-coated cardboard bowl. It turns out when the awesomeness of the two collide, it rips a hole in the time-space continuum and a portal to heaven opens. From that gleaming portal of light, the voice told me the secrets of the universe such as 'If you dip chicken nuggets in chili, it will open a gateway to heaven.' I was all like, "Duh!". The voice called me a douche-nozzle and the void closed. I was all "Woah!" then began pumping the ketchup pump on the counter until it was empty. They kicked me out.‎

Este lugar es excelente. Probado una pepita de pollo y era como esto soy muy bueno. ¿Wendy es usted serio? Intenté hablar con una muchacha en la sartén pero ella respondería. Pensé que ella era fea de todos modos.

This establishment is particularly special. The Chicken Tenders are crispy like you've never witnessed. Upon tasting one I exclaimed, "What a scrumptious morsel. I will now call Burger King another name - Chicken Tender King." There was a voluptuous young lady working at the fry station whom I greeted in a cordial manner but she wouldn't pay me any mind. I thought to myself, "Well, maybe she isn't so attractive after all."

This place is BAWLIN' yo. Chicken nuggitz be crispy like you never SEEN. I tasted one and I was like "WHAAAAT! Are you serious Wendy?" Mean girls workin' the friers, tho. This one chick wouldn't even let me holla. I was like "please you ugly anyway."